Hurry up... I'm going to miss my tee time!

From Jim Day of the Las Vegas Review-Journal. I always wondered why some people would say that they're going to finally take time to play golf once they retire. Golf is expensive! And so is the travel to and from the golf courses. Now I understand. These are retired public employees who are pulling down taxpayer-guaranteed pensions of six figures. That's where they get all this money from.